New ISIS Recruits Shocked to Discover Fellow Jihadists Aren’t Very Friendly
NOVANEWS
by Rube Silverhill
Fresh faced ISIS recruits arrived in Syria last week, eagerly awaiting what is sure to be an adventure of a lifetime, pillaging towns, murdering civilians who don’t meet an arbitrary definition of what it means to be Muslim, and of course building bonds and brotherhood with fellow ISIS fighters. As the new recruits joined the ranks, however, some started having second thoughts.
“I was a little surprised,” one fighter was explained, under condition of anonymity fearing that his fellow Jihadists would straight up murder him. “You check out their YouTube channel, and it seems like a big fraternity, and everyone’s having a great time riding in the back of Toyota Land Cruisers and shooting guns in the air. Yesterday, though, I went to introduce myself to a f...