Syria: GHOUTA FALLING
NOVANEWS
GHOUTA FALLING TO GOVERNMENT; RUMORS OF ‘ALLOOSH TRYING TO ESCAPE; HARASTAA BEING EVACUATED AFTER DEAL
Ziad Fadel
Saudi Arabia is conducting a “charm offensive” in the United States through its princeps principii, Muhammad bin Salmaan, the Saudi king’s upstart son he is spreading the smiles and firm handshakes in an effort to win over the people of the U.S. who are, frankly, despondent over their government’s continued alliance with a country that still practices the most virulent forms of sexism, racism, homophobia and religious intolerance. But, thanks to MBS, as he is conveniently known, all that is coming to an end. Yeah, sure.
MBS has declared women to be equal under the law to men! He has ordered the establishment of driving schools to prepare women for the privilege ...