Tuesday, May 12FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE

Confederation of Corrupt Clowns


VT Condemns the ETHNIC CLEANSING OF PALESTINIANS by USA/Israel

$ 280 BILLION US TAXPAYER DOLLARS INVESTED since 1948 in US/Israeli Ethnic Cleansing and Occupation Operation; $ 150B direct “aid” and $ 130B in “Offense” contracts
Source: Embassy of Israel, Washington, D.C. and US Department of State.

By Garcia Wilde

Upon landing at the Ben-Gurion International Airport, Benyamin Netanyahu was whisked to his office where his cabinet greeted him with hurrahs for his wall-to-wall mendacious performance at the U.S. Congress at the Capitol.

Netanyahu: Thank you, thank you. Now sit down and listen. I am pressed for time: I have to meet senior defense staff to put the finishing touches to our invasion of Lebanon. Let me remind you that if you repeat my words outside this room you’d wish you were a Palestinian in Gaza.

My address to both Houses of Congress was… let me find the right word… a four-star smash hit. It was also an unintentional laugh-a-second fest. It took all of my self-control not to laugh like a hyena as I watched hundreds of ignorant and corrupt American federal representatives compete who would applaud me longest and loudest. I could have said Jefferson was a damned slave owner, Lincoln a homosexual warmonger, and Delano Roosevelt an immoral creep… they would still have applauded me.

It’s no news to you that most of these politicians are slow-witted and amoral pinheads. I doubt they would find Israel on the map. I forget how many times they jumped like Jack in the Box bunnies to applaud me. They, of course, realize they are in that hall because AIPAC and the ADL helped fund their election campaigns and knocked out their rivals. In other words, they owed their seats to the generous financial injection they receive from our two major organizations and America’s Zionist billionaires. For their contribution, I will make Howard Kohr, CEO of AIPAC and spokesman Jonathan Greenblatt of ADL honorary generals in the IDF.

I don’t mind telling you that many times I squirmed at their trained seal applause of my every lie. They looked at me for approval. They looked like scared students in the principal’s office.

As you know, my speech was a mountain of lies, hyperbole, and false logic. You’ve gotta fight fire with fire. Yet these high-powered politicians lapped my lies hook, line and sinker. Did you notice the Ethiopian Israeli and the Bedouin Israeli I took with me to Washington? Their presence was intended to symbolize the equality of Israeli ethnic groups. Their presence was intended to erase memories of false reports that they are second-class citizens.

BEZALLEL SMOTRICH: But Bibi, this is all well and good but when you talked about God giving the Land of Israel to the Jews why didn’t you mention the Bible also says the Land of Israel stretches from Egypt to Iraq? Greater Israel stretches from the Nile to the Euphrates.

B.N: Slow down, Bezallel. We can’t afford to be blatant in our expansion designs. We will continue to take Arab lands one bite at a time. Consider that when the U.N divided Palestine, our share was 54 percent. After 1948, we had 78 percent. Now we have all of Palestine and Syria’s Golan Heights.

ITAMAR BEN GVIR: Benny, 76 years after independence we are still at war. We should bite the bullet and attack Egypt and Iraq to realize the Greater Israel our holy book promised.

B.N.: I don’t know how many people live in Iraq, but I know Egypt has a population of 100 million. How are we going to attack a country whose population is 14 times that of our population?

IBG: The BOMB, Benny, the BOMB. One nuclear bomb each dropped on Cairo and Baghdad would kill millions of these cockroaches.

B.N.: Don’t misunderstand me. I love to extend our territory, but the use of nuclear bomb would bring Turkey, Iran, Pakistan and other Muslim countries into the conflict. We may destroy our enemies, but we will vanish in the process.

BEZALLEL SMOTRICH: So, what’s next?

B.N: I am glad you asked. We have toyed long enough with Hezbollah. Now that GAZA is relatively quiet, it’s time to attack Hezbollah and extend Israel’s northern border.

ELI COHEN: With the world calling us warmongers, expansionists, war criminals, fascists, and baby killers, how are we going to explain to our allies our invasion of Lebanon?

YOAV GALLANT: That would be a breeze. We already have a false-flag operation on file. We would bomb a few buildings in the north and use that as justification for the invasion of Lebanon.

B.N: Let’s do it. Here…before you go… I brought you miniature American flags with the Star of David instead of the five-point stars.

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